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If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall offGood Mood / Bad MoodIf life gives you melons, maybe you're dyslexicIn case of fire, don't use stairs. Use water.I'm not an alcoholic. Alcholics go to meetings.Pink slips are the new blackI love my fucking job and my job loves fucking meNerds 4 EverClean / DirtyPraise Cheeses!Hyperbole is the best thing everNational Bitch Week: Nice to see you participatingNo prohibiting allowedBoys smell funny. Especially when they're on fire.Give Hope a ChanceDrinks well with othersAsk me about my ability to annoy complete strangersDaddy's little grrrrrDealing with you people only makes me stronger3 kinds of people5-star bitch8 ball9 out of 10 statisticiansAdmit oneActual sizeho cubed buttonAdvertising helpsAdvertising helps (tv)Age brings wisdomAhoy shipAlready stalkingBad analogyregift buttonGive me ambiguityAnarchy logoAnnoying peopleArsenic lumpArsenic mintArsenic symbolArtificial flavorsSynonymAvast pirate kidblood is the new pinkBad appleBalloon dogfleece navidadBarcodeBazooka guyName of grammarBe imaginary friendBeen fixedBegun to procrastinateBelieve in fairiesBend overBe yourselfBetter late than pregnantBig cheeseBlog latermeowy christmas buttonBlood in caffeineBoringho in holiday buttonBody by XboxBogo WillyMayan calendarBrain in jarBig fishLost weightButtons & tattoosBuys happinessno l red buttonCan't talk to boysCan't talk to girlsApathyCarrot topCat recipesCause of divorceChick magnetHot chickderby girls get aroundChocolate shrinkageClever sayingsCat burglarClumsy morticianCorrosive to mindsCodependentfleas navidog buttonCollege studentCost of livingCouch potatoCrisis managementCuriosity was framedCute & in chargeOvereducatedDeeply superficialDeadboltDeath by ennuibaaaa humbug buttonDeath ray nearly completeDecision makerDirty boyDirty girltalk derby to meDog is smarterDo not disturbMaid serviceDon't careDon't hit kidsDon't voteReloadreceive reject regift buttonBuy me a drinkBlow meDriven by distractionDropped on headDyslexiaDrive too fastI like kidsEject buttonEmo kidDon't eat the DanishNot easy being easyEmotionally scarringEnough friendsLet me explainExpletive thoughtExcited to be hereFairies kick assFamilies torn apartFresh squeezedno l green buttonGreat chumFine lineFunerals cureGood witch or bad witchGirl on blueFuzzy green meatGirls with brainsGod was copilotFast, cheap, easySave the boobiesFeel your boobiespretty fast girlsGo to hellGrow up to be fairyHate you this muchHealth is merelyHating makes me warmHair doesn't fitheart heartsLie in front of trainhit pinatahold onto dreamsway to man's heartHold still for sniperHomophobia is gayHypno-buttonIdea guyIf I ignore youIgnorance is blisshell on wheelsImpulse controlWill ignore you for freeMexi-canInanimate waitingNo pineapplesIntentionally blankSecret ingredientShoot messengersJudging & diagnosingPersonal spaceKeep talkingKill you lastLibrarian on pinkLife is shortPiranhaLife like LifePat the bunnyLight through prismLiberty & justiceLike it dirtyskate fast turn leftLook cheapLook good for trialLiving on the edgeLow expectationsMad & stabbyLife sucksMake mine doubleGymnastMake a wishMartini heartsMade you read thisMan on fireMartini on redMary had a lambNot wearing underwearMen like coffeeMeth labMillion spermNot a winnerSteel trapMonkey on greeni heart roller derbyMood swingsMuffled screamsMeat is murderMy turn to talknational sarcasm societyNeed approvalNever convictedRetina scanNice person come closerNo baby sacrificesNobel peace prizeNo desire for moneyNo pressureObscure statisticsNot all bad girlsOCD boy on yellowSecurity cameraObsessed with fairiesBaby & sharkNerdy girlOld school redOld day pluralOnly optimistsOpinions on buttonOutlaw evolutionOutfit look fatOverqualifiedPanic buttonOxymoronParanoid enoughDrop deadPart time ninjaParents' mistakesi'm in ur packPassive aggressionPass on genesPavlov bellOff buttonPenguin crossingPicture me nakedPink cosmoStereo speakerUnstoppablePitbull riddlePitch a tentPirate girl on tealPenny for thoughtsPotential sitting aroundPorn is cheaperPMS warningPlay hardPorn starPotential vigilantePretend not hereProctologist calledAccept crapProud to be modestPull back stumpPull buttonPunch glovePut in expletiveReady for martiniReality exit strategyRebusQuiet neighborLook forward to regreti love my derby girlReinforce mistrustRender unconsciousPush to stopSay out loudRight side of brainScrew UUnprepared studentScurvy lemonadeSecond little pigPronounce problemServe tennisShaken not stirredSeem meanShort or fun-sizedSilence is goldenSin is mediocritySkull & crossbonesSlow thinkersSmirk umbrellaSmart manSave your breathSniffing cokeSoccer momsSocrates drank whatSpade dogSparkleSquiggly line of thoughtShit sandwichRise not shineStalking is flatterySo adjectiveSnub dog on redhugs and bruisesStop heartsStrangers' candySmart & skinnySmile cameraResist temptationSuffering alonegreatest american heroSupply of brain cellsTalk nerdyChest woundTaxidermistTiara on pinkTicking time bombTime is best teacherTokyo manholeSkydivingToxicTry to be nicerToo pretty for mathWake me boringTunnel lightUnderwear dreamsViewmasterUnwitting dupei don't know what your problem isUnzip with careTown drunkToo good for himcentral servicesStupid killsWarm bed & kind wordV-chipVoodoo templeWhat makes you dumbWillis talking aboutgreen lanternWhat doesn't kill youWish I could helpimaginary friend doesn't like youyour breath doesn't bother metae kwon leepXbox controllerYou are herebuca boo yellow lab dogspace for rentXray visionWay with wordsdefinitely uncertainWhat would Judas doYellow dog on bluetiki hut drinksbaby sacrifices aheadthinking's overratedVoodoo doll on greenchew off handsmake like a taxidermistmistakes and passive voicefresh meat buttonunique snowflaketulla o hai boston terrier dogWeird & uglyprotection from zee germansold school button whitesunthing's wrongjump rope longerNot young enoughBored to deathbrontosaurus good enoughany idea can be cheapenedYour stupid


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